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Soulmate Shit

Just casual soulmate tings, you know, that only soulmates do be knowing, with some extra pizzazz, a la ✨shit✨
Person 1: how is someone 2k miles away loving you better then men we've lived with?
Person 2: I’ll tell you how it’s called Soulmate Shit. Google it. Actually no, don’t
by pshmoddymudig April 7, 2025
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Shit-tastic

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.
"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
by midinerd April 1, 2019
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Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.
Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits
by TripPSmittens February 12, 2021
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Gatorade Shit

Gatorade that's shit
"That's Gatorade shit"
by Smartperson69420 July 2, 2023
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Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.
I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.
by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023
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Piece of shit

by Bumps 2.0 February 8, 2023
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Shit

The thing that comes out after taco bell
Ow my ass I need to shit I shouldn’t have ate beans for breakfast lunch and dinner
by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
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