Just casual soulmate tings, you know, that only soulmates do be knowing, with some extra pizzazz, a la ✨shit✨
Person 1: how is someone 2k miles away loving you better then men we've lived with?
Person 2: I’ll tell you how it’s called Soulmate Shit. Google it. Actually no, don’t
Person 2: I’ll tell you how it’s called Soulmate Shit. Google it. Actually no, don’t
by pshmoddymudig April 7, 2025

"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
by midinerd April 1, 2019

by TripPSmittens February 12, 2021

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.
I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.
Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.
Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.
Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.
Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.
by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023

This h skidder is a piece of shit
by Bumps 2.0 February 8, 2023

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
