Westminster School

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.

Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!

by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023

Private school nose

Perfect little turned up nose on an attractive face M/F/T gives a slightly snobby look.

Oh she’s so pretty she even has a private school nose.
He/she was a bit of a snob they even had a private school nose.

by Lueisms August 24, 2022

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019

Privative school

I don't know what year were living in but this is hell theres so much fire

Privative school

by Sans car April 15, 2020

secondary school

A place that we refer to as hell on earth while attending, and then the good old days after graduating.

I studied 6 years in a secondary school.

by hasbullaking December 16, 2024

School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians

Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?

by Lochstar! June 14, 2023

School

A place where child labor and abuse is legal and where you learn algebra which you are never actually going to use unless you become a mathematician and you get tested on things then forget about them. THen you get home BUT NO you have homework that uses the rest of the day. If you dont start your homework the moment you get home you parents are going to 360 no scope your ass.

Dad: Time for school!
Me: (ah shit time to waste my whole day doing bullshit)

by qwertyisgoofy December 13, 2022