Doug Shit

The stuff that one guy at work does that should get him fired but somehow doesn't.

Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"

Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."

by kingkuvathemilklord May 1, 2024

piece of shit

1. a complete waste of humanity a good-for-nothing a jerk an asshole
2. something of poor quality or straight-up defective junk, trash, garbage

1.Jake is a complete piece of shit
2.this car is a piece of shit

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 July 7, 2020

Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.

I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.

by Moose45 March 28, 2019

Vegan Shit

The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"

"It's that Vegan shit again!"

"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"

by Cancer Pie November 19, 2016

Shit Brownies

Shit brownies are brownies made with shit but people think they are brownies because of what they look like

Tony: Can I have one man?
Y/N: Sure!
Tony: “Tastes” EW, WTF MAN!
Y/N:They’re shit brownies

by Hehehehehehehehe12345 October 16, 2023

Shit bitch

A saying that you say to annoying, sexist males. Upon saying this you may castrate them and turn them more into the dominant race, the female. This can also be used as a name meaning 'you ain't got no Dick you pussy'.

Ex1. Shit bitch. You ain't need be such a sexist pig.

Ex2. Hey! Shit Bitch! Come over here!

by (Pandalover) May 6, 2014

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025