You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022

I know you are but what am I

A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds

kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I

by thatperfectkid101 May 10, 2023

Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.

slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"

by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020

Fuck You Day

April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.

Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!

Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!

by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019

Happy To You!

An all-purpose spoken phrase to express sarcastic joy towards another person's lack of accomplishments.

Dean: "Hey Brent! I got a participation award for best participant!"
Brent: "Ooohhh. Happy to you!"

by Beatlebrent June 15, 2023

did you wash your az today

WASH YOPUR ASS

did you wash your az today

by uwu master 1234567890098765432 November 9, 2023

Drink till you twink

When you drink so much that you throw up until you’re a twink.

Person 1:I’m on the drink till you twink diet.
Person 2: I’m worried about you.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 11, 2020