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Johnstown High School

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.

Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
"Why don't you read?"
"I can't read, I went to Johnstown High School."
by BobtheBobbleBobber November 21, 2024
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School

A type of prison created by brain dead old people in an attempt to control the youth
It is best known for destroying the childhoods of many children and being boring as fuck
The main ideas forced at school are
1:don’t question authority
2:don’t try to amount to become or do anything important
3:go into debt for university
4:vote liberal
Person 1: I was brainwashed in school, now I’m liberal!
Person 2: ME TOO! I can’t stop voting Joe Biden!

Person 1: my teacher assigned the class a 7 page essay.
Person 2: yeah these dumbass teachers are so fucking stupid
by Pangor November 23, 2024
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High School

Fucking stupid as fuck I fucking hate it school can fucking suck my fucking ass fuck fucking school fuck all the fucking teachers fuck all the stupid fucking dumbass homework assignments like I fucking don’t want to do that bullshit it’s fucking stupid af and I defiantly don’t want to sit in some boring ass brainwashers class and fucking be board all day because somehow fucking teachers think they’re making a fucking impact on kids like everyone fucking hates you the only fucking impact your fucking making is ruining their fucking childhoods also every teacher is super liberal like stfu I don’t give a shit who the fuck you vote for I’m supposed to be learning physics (fuck science it’s fucking boring as fuck) and fuck the stupid ass brainwashing
See my post on “school” for more information
Student: fuck high school I fucking hate it

Student 2: same bruh
by Pangor November 23, 2024
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sanford middle school

goofy ahhh gansta ahhh schoool rbuh
by ottwack November 24, 2024
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hyde school

A school that focuses on character development and does a good job of that in the long run with the majority of students. Hyde was closely criticized in the past for harsh standards the kids were put through. Hyde is different from any school in how when the students break the law and get busted for drinking or smoking theyre put out to work and forced to think about what they did. Some people intensely dramatize this and the workload.

Real criticism: The school heavily favors international students, giving them maybe half the responsibility and expectation in the long run of the American students, due to most of them paying a large majority of their tuition. They blatantly go easy on international students.
Hyde school is so weird and fucked.
Not really... There's good and bad I guess.
by real facts always December 4, 2024
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Forsan High School

A tiny school full of retards, bullies, and vape addicts
A tiny school going broke because the administration sucks ass
A tiny school full of liberal teachers and possible pedophiles

A tiny school with students that absolutely will leak personal information
Do not go to Forsan High School, there are pedos and hard left retards.
by Thecomputer-nerd December 5, 2024
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High Point Regional High school

High Point Regional High school is a small school located in Sussex NJ. The kids from Branchville, Frankford, Lafayette, Montague, Sussex, and Wantage all come here. The kids are either wanna be hicks, hood, or straight up faggots. White make up 98% of the school. Most kids act all hard and get in each others faces then when they fight it's usually either one kid beats the shit out of another or the most white kid fight possible. The girls here are nothing but ugly sluts and straight up skanky fucks. Multiple blow jobs are given by the art stair well every year by these whores. The seniors don't do shit because they all know that they are gonna live the high school life for two more years at SCCC the local community college which over 90% of the graduating class attends. The school is nicknamed High Joint because everyone is always high. Weed and nic is a religion at this dump. Kids either smoke in the parking lot before school or bring their shitty gas station carts from the local Delta into the bathroom and get high their. Another religion at this school is wrestling. Wrestling is a cult at this school and all the old men from the county love nothing more then to watch of a bunch of sweaty teenage boys grope each other on a Friday night. The rest of the sports teams no one gives a fuck about because they all the suck. The football team cant seem to find a head coach either. The last one was fired for threatening to kill a kid on the other team.
The kids only come to the games to either get high or get drunk in the parking lot. The cheerleaders all think that they are bad as fuck but in reality they are bunch of fat ugly sluts and have the same build as the lineman do. The schools biggest rival is Kittatinny which another high school that is a bunch of wanna be hicks. The administration seems to keep employing pedophiles as well. At least 1 teacher a year gets fired for molesting a kid. They seriously can't wait until they graduate? Multiple teachers fuck kids after they graduate here as well so it's normal at HP. As for the rest of the teachers over 95% of them already went to HP.Despite all this the worst part about the school is by far the special ed program. They seriously use these kids for manual labor. The worst part about all of it is that it is the only sped program left in the county. At the end of the year they get to perform on the stage and the whole school is forced to watch. The concert is nicknamed veggie tales. All the kids in he crowd just sit and laugh at the circus these kids put on.

Man High Point Regional High school sucks dick.
by High Point fucking sucks December 7, 2024
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