Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Dog shit

short term for a young rich nigga

“I pop out dog shit these hoes thought I was broke” - BabyKia

by Xynkota December 28, 2023

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

when he shit

When he be shitting.

Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.

by OoftheDoof! September 7, 2020

Shit stain

The definition of what every human in the world is

you are a Shit stain

by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022