yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”
by dog fans July 22, 2022
Get the if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomachmug. Lit. What is your game? Greeting used by the perverts on pills "crew" to determine what the "game" or "plan" is. Usually muttered under the breath after mass consumption of narcotics before bats begin to appear
by Speedy Dave March 13, 2004
Get the What you game?mug. Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
Get the Perf... like youmug. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 4, 2025
Get the .µ.I Wish You Maybe The Best For The Angel Number 854.µ.mug. by kaceevan January 11, 2022
Get the i love you most benmug. by jagindas September 18, 2020
Get the Who are you actuallymug. Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.
VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”
by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024
Get the see you in Washingtonmug.