when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025
Get the aw shit the whole forest is on firemug. When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
Get the bags of shit to holdmug. An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"
by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017
Get the shit me bolmug. The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader March 30, 2012
Get the shit capingmug. Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon
by GacDcTc August 23, 2025
Get the Shit Mohammedmug. An alternative name for James Cameron's "Avatar", because the Franchise title of "Avatar" is already taken by Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, and all the Avatar comics and novels with Roku, Kyoshi, Kuruk, Yangchen, Szeto, Wan, etc.
*Side Note: And for Star Wars: Sequel Fans who say "You have to blindly love everything", for them; the Avatar Franchise includes Shyamalan's The Last Airbender; which Star Wars: Sequel Fans completely love that movie if they're also Avatar fans; since Star Wars: Sequel Fans have no taste in quality.
*Also Note: Releasing movies after a decade later doesn't count, and is basically "cheating". As of now, the true #1 movie of all time is still Avengers: Endgame.
*Side Note: And for Star Wars: Sequel Fans who say "You have to blindly love everything", for them; the Avatar Franchise includes Shyamalan's The Last Airbender; which Star Wars: Sequel Fans completely love that movie if they're also Avatar fans; since Star Wars: Sequel Fans have no taste in quality.
*Also Note: Releasing movies after a decade later doesn't count, and is basically "cheating". As of now, the true #1 movie of all time is still Avengers: Endgame.
WTF is James Cameron thinking; his second blue shit movie has to be among the top five movies of all time just to break even? Very likely, James Cameron's Blue Shit 2 will fail and it will kill 3-5.
He should have released 2-5 soon after the first one came out, before 13 years past guy can people had enough time to pull the curtains and see that James Cameron's Blue Shit isn't as great of a movie as he thinks it is.
He should have released 2-5 soon after the first one came out, before 13 years past guy can people had enough time to pull the curtains and see that James Cameron's Blue Shit isn't as great of a movie as he thinks it is.
by Danny Duignan on Facebook November 29, 2022
Get the James Cameron's Blue Shitmug. When you disagree with everyone regardless of the validity of their convincing convictions your being Shitted on
Your lying completely about the truth and trying to cover up the truth . Basically your being shitted on
by Free Palestinians March 3, 2024
Get the Shitted onmug.