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shit

Shit is the majority of people including you.
I hate you, shit!
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bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.
dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.
by squid_x January 11, 2021
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shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
by Bearit90 October 30, 2023
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Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!
“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”
by Hoeh? April 10, 2024
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Rip shit

When you (and most likely some friends) are destroying multiple grams of weed
Friend 1: Yo, how much weed we got left?
Friend 2: Not a lot bubster, we rip shit!
by tipp6to23 April 21, 2020
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Shit of Relief

To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief
Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”
by Wingman17 June 29, 2021
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