blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate

Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense

by DrummaKing December 10, 2017

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Shit Stick

When your fucking her in the ass and you pull out your dick and its covered in shit.

I was fucking Carol in the ass last night and when I was done my dick looked like a shit stick.

by BigGLizzy69 October 29, 2018

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shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being

Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.

by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017

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holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.

1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.

by XInTheDark September 30, 2019

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