idi-ass

This is an adjective used to describe a person who is such an idiot and an ass combined. Normally refers to ones child.
My son Rob is such an idi-ass. He drives me crazy.
by dragonfly2u August 16, 2011
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Anal in the ass weekend

The Swanage Railway held a event called the Victorian Weekend but was renamed to anal in the ass weekend due to its funny nature
Sorry I'm busy this Saturday I'm heading to the Swanage Railway for Anal in the Ass Weekend.
by Cheesybacon28 March 27, 2024
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Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 18, 2018
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Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine
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weak assness

The act of being weak ass
Ain't no weak assness allowed in this town
by ahopcrp January 23, 2018
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freak ass nigga

When someone is being overtly sexual and obscene.
Man, zen is such a freak ass nigga!
by serialzen May 04, 2025
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Saggy Ass Syndrome

Used for jeans or shorts, it's when they wrinkle and/or are not tight-fitting around your butt, making your butt look saggy and unflattering.
Ugh, these jeans don't fit. They're giving me Saggy Ass Syndrome.
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