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what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025
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YOU are

No... YOU... Are letting them steal it.
Hym "YOU are. I'm not telling shit happen and I don't know if you figured out what you're going to tell the parents but I'm just going to tell them to sue you off the internet. You... Are doing that. And in doing it you're an accomplice."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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xiang you

A boy's name. He is a good friend and loves anime.There's a girl who adores Xiang you,its someone close to him .It could be someone in his contact or classmate. To be honest,Xiang you is a very smart person ,who tends to be lazy. He had black hair and dark eyes ,he's extremely high too.
look at Xiang you !He's the highest in his friend group
by jennierubyjaneolhc November 22, 2021
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A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.
Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022
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No you

A word used by middle school nerds that think they are cool and trying to roast others from their roasts.
"Your stupid!"
"No you"
by __________Your_-_-----Mom December 17, 2018
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If first you don't succeed, try, try again

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.
Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."
by Private Schools February 10, 2024
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