by BatmanDino21 November 16, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
Get the College Park High Schoolmug. Person 1: hey guess what school is.
Person 2: what is it?
Person 1: six cruel hours of our lives
Person 2: lol
Person 2: what is it?
Person 1: six cruel hours of our lives
Person 2: lol
by FaZe BamBam February 9, 2021
Get the schoolmug. a shithole school in council bluffs that's filled with retarded students and teachers that don't even know how to do their jobs
by maybejude October 24, 2024
Get the kirn middle schoolmug. A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle Schoolmug. The absolute worst high school ever! The staff don't give a shit and neither do the students. Every year they care less and less. If you have the opportunity to go anywhere else do yourself that favour
Yeah I went to Sebring high school and barely passed because the teachers didn't care and fucked my shit up
by Vapid cunt August 1, 2017
Get the Sebring High Schoolmug. A school where anyone can be anything they/them want, football boys wear jerseys and walk with a waddle, while girls wear lululemon. But we will accept them no matter what they identify as.
I go to wellesley high school, so I can be a korean dictator or even poop in a litter box, a nurse even told me she would provide me moist kibble in the cafeteria.
by anonymous September 29, 2022
Get the wellesley high schoolmug.