Borrow my mobile

To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.

"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."

by Memento Dave April 5, 2021

My/Mochi Ice Cream

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.

Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!

by always sl3epin April 6, 2021

My cheeks are full of lactic acid

The act of laughing so hard that your cheek muscles' anaerobic respiration goes into overdrive and overflows with lactic acid as a result.

hahaha, alan you're so funny my cheeks are full of lactic acid.

by a little laughter April 6, 2021

My yellow

It's 'your person', someone who makes you happy. Your safe place, who saved you and that's why you are still here.

The reason for the daily smile.

"he/she is my yellow"

by rafa cooper April 7, 2021

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

my dinosaur

A wonderful word, your significant other calls you when they love you or if you really just like dinosaurs to be honest <3

Person 1: Hey, you see that girl over there ?

Person 2: yeah what about her
Person 1: she's my dinosaur <3 and I'm in love with her.

by Mush.room.420 April 7, 2021

I Just Cracked My Nucks

When you crack your knuckles.

I Just Cracked my Nucks not my nuts

by Icrackedmynucks April 9, 2021