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bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store
That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.
by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018
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Shit Hive

A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.

B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work

C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.
A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!

B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.

C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.
by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010
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Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
Person who shits in gardens
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
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Packing a Shit

when someone is in a bad mood they’re “packing a shit”
“where’s alex keen
“oh just outside
“why?”
“he’s packing a shit”
by MOMMYMILKER69 May 13, 2022
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shit la merde

An expression when things just aren't going right.
by Gmdp January 19, 2019
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Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.
Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.
by Jammin876 June 8, 2025
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Piece of shit

Someone who likes to be a dickhead and fucks around 24/7
Sam Pollack was being a Piece of shit when he blew up the bathroom toilet in the hotel
by Jfhjdmdmfnfnfkf November 13, 2021
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