Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

when he shit

When he be shitting.

Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.

by OoftheDoof! September 7, 2020

screebin yo shit

the act of exploding ur semen on the side of a women

im screebin my shit on you my bad.
are you screebin yo shit on me?

by OlGrumpyWizard January 28, 2025

That shit slaps!

That's awesome!

That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!

by Lauren that girl 135 July 17, 2020

Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.

“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”

by Picassopoo April 20, 2020

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Shits and gigs

'Shits and giggles' for lazy people

I did it for shits and gigs

by tripswitch August 19, 2024