vacation dick

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )

My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!

by They are my balls June 7, 2016

vacation dick

Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis

I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing

by Rich the fish June 7, 2016

leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation

"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."

by OmeGa_Doughboy June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that a girl needs everyone once in a while but when taken to often would turn her vaginal opening into a galaxy sized hole

"I had the greatest vacation dick last night I can barely even walk!!!"

by Trill 1ron June 7, 2016

car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.

"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"

by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016