took a shit

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.

"bro i just took a shit"

by liquified11 April 15, 2023

shit diss track

When Hugo Adolfsson makes a rap song.

Hugos made a shit diss track

by Diss God September 1, 2017

Phantom Shit

when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.

Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put

by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021

Shit cutter

A large man, who likes being dominated by an even larger woman. Usually involving pegging

"Damn that amazon bitch really railed me last night. Call me shit cutter my ass is sore

by Lt. Nasty August 14, 2024

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

Shitting bricks

In a lot of trouble or in a bad position

Did your girlfriend find out about your other hoes?

Yeah man and im 'Shitting bricks' right now

by @1giggz June 8, 2023

Rage shit

The act of being so pissed off that when you take a shit, the muscular tension caused by your rage forces the turd out at into a perfect log form.

Damn dude, Mike must have really been pissed off, look at how perfect his rage shit is!

by The guy who chose poorly May 28, 2017