Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017

Ass bigat

When your boyfriend is a douche but he doesn’t like the word douche. So you substitute it.

Wow, that frat boy is such an ass bigat for wearing those salmon pants and boat shoes.

by Yogirlayy October 28, 2017

phat-ass tucket

When you intentionally shit your pants while riding a mobility scooter.

Michael did a phat-ass tucket at the McDonald's drive-thru.

by Manuele Pepe November 4, 2017

swallow your ass

Pick up line

"Bitch, I really want to swallow your ass"

by Real bitches March 19, 2017

Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

ass boss

When your boss is a complete ass to everyone in the office

You know jimmy is the worse ass boss I have ever had

by Bigmouthmama March 22, 2017

killerest-ass

Might not be the absolute awesomest in existence, but will for sure bury whoever or whatever is.

-That 's the killerest-ass weed I ever smoked in my life, wtf hahaha, i'm fuckered lmao!

-Wow, your mom makes the killerest-ass lasagna!
-Bro, you flow the killerest-ass rhymes, bro. Sick as fuck, yo. You rock muthfukka.

by peteypanharmonicaman March 23, 2017