im gonna gillie you

when you fuck someone till they love you

im gonna gillie you anareae

by yumyumdaddy February 17, 2017

Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

You

He brings out something in me…
Something I have never seen…
I love this feeling….
My heart continues to believe….
Even when reality says differently…

I have tried…
To tell my heart…
She is wrong….
Listen…
She just won’t do….
She loves you…
Stubborn…
I tried to be…
But she won’t let me…

It is YOU!!!!
Maybe I was wrong all of the years…
But loving you
I will always do!!!!
Dreaming…
Of that one day…
Even if it never comes true…
True my love is for you…
Even if you never knew

Or know…
Away My love 4u will never go❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 July 1, 2025

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

A song by Louis Armstrong

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

I love you

A lie

"I love you," said by no one ever

by Active Redditor April 28, 2021