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Shit in Your Ass

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.
by tooters222444 February 12, 2022
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Reese shit

a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively
when i finally took a dump after being constipated for 5 days it looked like a reese shit
by myspace2007 May 30, 2022
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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Shit

Liquid shit that pours out of your anus like a waterfall!!
HOLY SHIT!!! HELL HAS BROKE LOOSE IN THE BATHROOM!!
by heyheyhey888 May 11, 2018
mugGet the Shitmug.

Walt Disney Shit

Dude a Walt Disney Shit is like super gay and hurts
by O O G A B O O G A August 18, 2019
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Cinnamon shit

The stuff we put out so our gay liberal vegan friend Worth feels comfortable around real door gunners. The hoist realizes this not the normal SOP. However cinnamon shit upon request shall be authorized.
Worth will not attend unless the cinnamon shit
Is there
by Waldo’s yourdaddy September 28, 2019
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Shit

Shit are awful
by Fuck Madrid November 1, 2020
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