Shit in the shed

An old saying, expressing great annoyance. Originates from the early 1800s, first used when individuals desperate for the toilet found the only lavatory to be engaged.

I'm already in here, find somewhere else! Shit in the shed!

by J_N_C August 5, 2014

Skittle Shits

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.

Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits

by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017

You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.

My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

Shit tragedy

When a bunch of evil individuals destroy a country or a place, and continue living at the end.

In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.

I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.

by Arhs28 July 9, 2022

shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010