The Gunston School

A sorry excuse for a high school filled with the biggest collection of the most dramatic, ridiculous human beings to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend high school. Faculty consists of teachers who get paid in dirt someone found off the street. A certificate from a horoscope person online would be better than a diploma from here.

You went to The Gunston School, man? Oh, no. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that asshole principal. You know, all of them.

by sailordavid September 17, 2021

Philo high school

Ware all the kids fucking vape, and think they hot shit.

Girl 1:” walks in bathroom”…..
Girl 2:” your new to Philo high school are you a snitch?”

by It your mom here September 18, 2021

Hays Middle School

Bad. They preach no bullying until it actually happens. Everyone there is the exact same they have no personality's. Teachers are ok except for the 8th grade ones they suck. THEIR SUCK AT SPORTS OMG. For the lick trend they only stole soap. their all pussys.

"OMG HAYS MIDDLE SCHOOL IS SO BORING"
"FOR REALLL"

by DUMBBY September 18, 2021

Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.

Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.

by mr eckert September 18, 2021

Davison High School

High school musical but with less singing, and more bitches, sex, and drugs.

I go to Davison High School

by POWERSSTUDENTS September 20, 2021

Trinity High School

Catholic school in Louisville Kentucky where Among Us porn is very common. They also like using a double sided dildo in the bathroom in between classes.

Oh you go Trinity High School. I knew you were a closeted gay!

by Awesome Fart September 20, 2021

Quest elementary school

Quest elementary school is a school in Melbourne Florida filled with a shit ton of rich white kids and the small group of black kids act like their from the hood by 5th grade despite being just as rich. This school has strict ass principal and vice principals that tgreaten to expel you if your blink the wrong way. Most of the teachers are pretty boring but give out candy and think they're teacher of the year, if their are any teachers kids they are worshipped like gods and can do anything they want.

"I go to quest elementary school"
"I'm so sorry"

by Thisolplace September 21, 2021