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Where is my phone?

Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.
*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.

Person one: Where is my phone?

Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass
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kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.
- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022
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My person

It is someone with whom I feel no need to hide; no need to avoid my true self
It is someone who embraces and celebrates me just the way I am
They treat me with respect and dignity.
So do I out of want not out of a sense of duty
A: I don't understand it
B: Understand what?
A: Person A is so good. They are ....... ..... ......! However, I do not feel good around them
B: Is it so? Then, they are just not your person. It is a mismatch. It happens.
A: Not my person, ok. I got it. Thanks! I will keep it in mind
by ana_whatsoever January 28, 2023
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Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you
Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder
by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020
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Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
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My Movie

An iMovie export file which someone forgot to name.
For our news final in US History, Mark uploaded "My Movie 42" and the teacher threw it out, what a fucking dumbass.
by entitytheunwise May 23, 2024
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Suck my ass

To have sex with a homo
by Fggfddsserrgbbnhh6556 November 11, 2019
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