took a shit

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.

"bro i just took a shit"

by liquified11 April 15, 2023

shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.

“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023

Shit On A Shingle

Creamed, chipped beef on toast.

I'm really craving shit on a shingle right now. 😋

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

Shit out of the window

When something is really amazing

This restaurant is shit out of the window

by Lipblam April 22, 2023

No shit

1. A sarcastic statement for when someone states the obvious.
2. A statement used to confirm if someone is being serious.

Do you really think this is an entry for no shit?

No shit.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2023

Shit Rack

The "shit rack" is a term used to describe where a person places themselves when they are "settling" within a relationship. This often is derived from incompatabilities between a partner and resentment often builds towards the person that isn't on the clearance rack. If you sell yourself cheap, you will end up broke???

"I feel like I've put myself on the shit rack while dating Scott. I know my worth; duh I could do so much better! He also shusshes me from time to time and has the worst wandering of eye of all time. I'm tired of entertaining clowns! Fuck this, I'm putting my crown back on waving to Scott from the shit rack. I'm out"!!!!

by Cappy C April 27, 2023

Shit Rack

The "shit rack" is a term used to describe where a person places themselves when they are "settling" within a relationship. This often is derived from incompatabilities between a partner and resentment often builds towards the person that isn't on the shit rack. If you sell yourself cheap, you will end up broke???

"I feel like I've put myself on the shit rack while dating Scott. I know my worth; duh I could do so much better! He also shusshes me from time to time and has the worst wandering of eye of all time. I'm tired of entertaining clowns! Fuck this, I'm putting my crown back on waving to Scott from the shit rack. I'm out"!!!!

by Cappy C April 27, 2023