A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
Get the School Lunchmug. a place where you burn in hell and constantly say fuck you at any time and at everyone. just walk down the halls screaming shit,bitch,cunt,ass,nigga,whore,
student: hey could i go to the nurse i feel like ima puke
teacher: no!
(5 minutes later)
teacher: why is there blood..! OMG
student: -dead-
teacher: DETENTION FOR MAKING MY ROOM DIRTY
this is what school does
teacher: no!
(5 minutes later)
teacher: why is there blood..! OMG
student: -dead-
teacher: DETENTION FOR MAKING MY ROOM DIRTY
this is what school does
by sammy thorn March 12, 2019
Get the schoolmug. To be taught at home rather than the god-awful abominations that are public schools. Or, as all the definitions that are no doubt above this one say, it is a person who, do to living an "isolated" life, is a socially awkward person, an idiot with no fashion sense, or a retarded person. (I'm allowed to complain about public schools because I was in one for a while, by the way.)
Person A: I just got back from school, where I learned information that I already knew, didn't really need to know and wasn't interested in knowing about, and stuff that I just didn't understand.
Person B: I'm home-schooled, so I got to learn about things that I'm interested in, and none of it was overly complicated, so I had enough time focus on my interests and maintain a healthy sleep schedule!
Person B: I'm home-schooled, so I got to learn about things that I'm interested in, and none of it was overly complicated, so I had enough time focus on my interests and maintain a healthy sleep schedule!
by A Name. I'm uncreative. January 14, 2018
Get the Home-schooledmug. School directed by fat meatball. Barks orders at nameless staff. Children work slave hours and get served cardboard for grub. Overridden by invasive species of Latinos! Whole staff has collective IQ of 1. Gala events are scams af. Fat Meatball with teeth spread wide enough to insert a quarter through them. Beware of Bridge troll nurse and dragon breath teacch.
by Ms. DawnsLeftNut May 1, 2023
Get the Trinity School for Childrenmug. School aka the earth version of hell, school is a place where hopes and dreams die taking all motivation and passion away from you at a young age, your family,friends,sanity,will to live you can say bye bye because after school you are not getting that back, school is like a prison but atleast in prison you can actually achieve something with your life
by FLAT KAT June 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. 
A giant, yellow, evil-looking bus that forces you to go to the concentration camp known as "School".
I survived the School Bus
by IntergalactalEnergy April 18, 2023
Get the School Busmug.