mini ass attack

When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting

-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)

by lbjwashed October 14, 2020

Ass

Ass

Ass

by Pp9/11 Reeeee October 19, 2020

Chappy ass

An insult. Used to poke fun at a friend.

“You have such a chappy ass, lmao”

by bleedbleed October 19, 2020

National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass

Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips

by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020

ass crazy

(noun) the equivalent of mad cow disease, except found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer, and became a mule, he reached a dangerous level of ASS CRAZY!

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018

ass crazy

The equivalent of mad cow disease when found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer and became a mule he developed a severe case of Ass Crazy .

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018

Cats Ass

The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.

Johnny: Dude, did you see that tiny bald spot on the back of Jesses head?
Muldoon: I know dude! He's only 19 years old and already has a cats ass. Time to call Bosely.

by GGAllin25 September 4, 2017