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Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.
by Selsie December 15, 2021
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Rich shit

When you eat spicy food and it results in you having to take a massive shit. This occurrence usually lasts 10-30 minutes and will leave you in anal pain half the time. It usually burns quite hard and is diarrhea in most cases.
Michael: Iguru, I took a massive shit this morning. Almost like a 'rich shit'.
by guacsteroni123 July 6, 2021
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Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.
I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.
by MadMikey April 22, 2018
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Just doing shit

When you're bored and just doing anything at this point
You need to close elden ring, you're just doing shit atp.
by Jayaki June 10, 2024
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Vietnam Fucking Shit

What Mark Wahlberg calls the fine specimens living in southeast Asia known as the Vietnamese. You can also call them VFS in short.
Person 1: Which asshat stole my bike!

Person 2: IT WAS THAT VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT!
by Masihiun June 1, 2024
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Shit

SASTRA's Vinaya boy's hostel's food
by anonymous January 1, 2023
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