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Shit Kicker

1. Someone who does menial, basic or entry-level chores. Usually cleaning toilets or emptying bins; hence the name.

2. Someone who does nothing at their job but sit around.
"I'm a shit kicker at Macca's" - Guy who works the till at Macca's.
by Galavenski December 11, 2021
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Shit Whistler

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".
John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.
by Uberklokken October 13, 2020
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shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit
Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo
by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024
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what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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stupid piss of shit

when your piss and instead of saying peace your saying piss
timmy:im pissed

me; your gay

timmy; stupid piss of shit
by therealtrashkidofreality October 25, 2020
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Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.
Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn
by sqaur3d February 9, 2024
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