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School

A place where kids are being tortured everyday.
by GamerTamer September 27, 2020
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Celina schools

A school where all of the rejected hoes and homeboys go for each-other when the people of St.Marys reject them :)
person one: why do you go to Celina schools?
person two: I got rejected by the finest girl at St. Marys schools, so i don’t date anyone now because everyone here is ugly.
by R1ders105 October 6, 2021
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school

A fucking waste of time and childhood. They make you sit through hour long lectures in an uncomfortable plastic chair and they send you home with a bullshit thing called homework. You're supposed to have fun after school but nope. You have to use homework. Instead of pursuing what job interests you, you have to take the job the government picks out for you. They send those who see the truth to "the counselor." Now I'll see ya, because I'm now being sent to "the counselor."
by randomdudeinthedictionary September 25, 2019
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Erie High School Orchestra

A group of idiots who somehow got their filthy little hands on some instruments and hey, they ain’t that bad. They’re tigs. #skotigs . Known instruments are violin, slightly bigger violin, chello and a massive box thing.
Well, EHS has choir, marching band, symphonic band, jazz bad, and the other thing... yea Erie High School orchestra.
by ehsorchestramemes May 2, 2019
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School

A child labor law violation that has not became illegal yet. Or in other words, just a hellhole that drags children in and forces them to sit in uncomfortable plastic chairs and listen to teachers drone on about different things that most of us wont use in our everyday lives. Heres an example. The schools celebrate Columbus day in which the day where Christopher Columbus discovered America some 2000 years ago. But, if America was discovered 2000 years ago, what was the land called when the Native Americans arrived? Thats right my intellectualls and non-intellectuals. AMERICA. School tells lies and or things we will never use. Take this example. Johnny always wanted to be a bus driver. He became a bus driver when he was older. Did he need to know how to divide fractions? No. Did he need to know what a predicate was? No. Did he need to know what atoms and molecules are? No. School is a waste of time and energy. Kids should be working on things that will actually benefit them in the long run, rather than just one specific career that they may or may not choose to do.
Mary: What is that gateway to Hell over there?
Johnny: Oh thats just school.
by Literal Fucking Shit May 9, 2021
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School

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives
"School is the worst seven crappy hours of our lives"
by Johnnytestkid November 21, 2018
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School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.
Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.
by kylerrat November 12, 2023
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