Shit faced

Shit faced

When drinking too much or smoking too much the person becomes so fucked they call him/her shit faced

by lil pipe June 23, 2018

shit ton

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

Shit

The word you scream when you stub your toe.

You: stubs your toe
You: SHITTTT

by Jake, from Statefarm September 28, 2020

Shit Sandwich

The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.

we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.

by Timmy1233212 May 28, 2011

Shit Whistle

Def: To exude information that is patently false, misleading, and completely fabricated much in the same manner a Steam Whistle releases steam.

Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”

Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”

Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”

That guy said the sky is made of marshmallows, what a Shit Whistle!

by sleet420 February 13, 2021

Shit Pillow

A shit pillow is when you shit in someone’s pillow case and wait for them to lay their head on it, it’s pretty evil

yo let’s shit in johns pillow case

so a Shit pillow?

yea

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Westwind Shit

A colossal shit left in the toilet due to lack of flushing power provided by the toilet in question. Typically football sized- highly respected and valued among young adults and elderly alike. Originates from the high volume of colossal shits placed in the Camp Westwind restrooms.

“That’s a Westwind Shit right there”

by Freggsmash June 7, 2022