Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Chilly willy

When you have sex in snow you pull out and scoop some up with your penis on the way back into a woman's vagina

Last night I had sex outside in the snow and gave my girlfriend a chilly willy

by EvilArcher December 13, 2022

playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.

1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."

by garbagefight June 30, 2025

Wet Willy

When you are on the verge of finishing put your penis in her ear and cum.

I’ll give you a wet willy bitch.

by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018

Willie the Wildcat

Noun: Mascot of Kansas State University; is not racist, unlike the Kansas Jayhawk. He's also a woman's advocate. Rawer Rawr!

"I hate black people," said the Kansas Jayhawk as he was getting railed from the back by Willie the Wildcat and his massive cock.

by WabashCannonBallz January 30, 2023

Willis

Taking a shit as soon as you get out of the shower.

I was late for my date, because I pulled a Willis and had to shower again.

by TrainerTim January 21, 2024

Willy

A guy that will cuss at you nonstop talk about shit threaten fuck your family members and will also say i weird shit like boi i masturbate to squid porn and i will fuck your girl

Boy: hey willy wanna be friends

Willy: Suck my dick you stupid ass dumbass chink

by The Anus tickler December 7, 2019