by debodun June 12, 2006
Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.
Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.
by Scrodom January 22, 2011
A game in which you sit on your seat (best done with one with wheels) and using a belt, rope or any object with considerable length and throwing it to the next person of the same sex and reeling them in. Object of the game is to reel them in as quickly as possible without the teacher/boss realising they are on the other side of the classroom/office.
by scotiafarmer December 19, 2010
Newzealander: Hey cuzzin wanna go to tha shups for sum fish and chups?
Normal person: Can you speak properley?
Normal person: Can you speak properley?
by Xhamsterlover February 03, 2012
A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.
Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.
by Mr.Pete November 09, 2007
A staple cuisine of the revered Ashkenazi Jewish culture, the same people which brought you delicious hamantashen cookies with apricot and prune filling. Though it has been scientifically proven to be delicious, it often earns a bad reputation from Sephardic Jews, who clearly don't know their asses from their elbows when it comes to good food.
by The Ashkenaztiest March 05, 2007
Bill says " Hey Tony's head is up that girls shirt, but she looks like shes enjoying it,... he must be fishing"
by James Davis August 11, 2007