three-waytionship

this is when a polyamorous relationship blossoms from sexual intercourse with two partners simultaneously in a love triangle.

i just wish we had a three-waytionship years ago. I love hanging out with both of you.

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016

three finger slinger

A large dip in your mouth. Widely used by red necks in Appalachia

I'm gonna put a three finger slinger in and kick your ass

by Chesire water June 15, 2016

number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.

Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.

by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016

snack three

dumbest fuck ever. autism in a physical form.

Snack three is streaming.
Fuck snack three, he succ pp.

by threesnacks May 4, 2018

The Three Day downsies

When you find out your crush has started a relationship with someone and you have a sour attitude towards life itself for the next three days.

Weston: George are you alright man?

George: Just a case of the three day downsies.

Weston:I...I am so sorry for you man.

by Adakrat October 13, 2012

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

three apes

A greetings usued in the Blue Water area of Michigan.

Me: "Three apes, dude!"
You: "Three apes."

by Major Sleep October 15, 2012