thomas kiefer

A person with an abnormally large penis. Usually averaging to about 7.6 inches. Made up of about 88% Badass and 12% Gamer.

Damn your so awesome you could be jut as cool as Thomas Kiefer, but we know that's highly unlikely

by TheRubyMatrix February 23, 2015

John thomas

Penishe

He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee

by Cynomane June 19, 2023

Thomas Saf-T-Liner C2

The Thomas Saf-T-Liner C2 feels more like a car than a traditional school bus, with a design that prioritizes cost-cutting over the comfort and safety of its passengers. The ride quality is notably poor, with the bus delivering a rough, uncomfortable experience due to its lack of proper suspension and the rattling caused by loose parts. In addition to its dismal ride, the bus suffers from multiple issues such as electrical malfunctions, weak structural integrity from the use of glue in place of screws, and non-standard square lights instead of the more typical round ones found on other buses. Its blind spots are dangerous, making it difficult for the driver to monitor the surroundings, further compromising safety. To make matters worse, the bus’s large windows, while offering a wide view, cannot be rolled all the way down due to safety regulations, limiting air circulation and the comfort of passengers. Furthermore, the Thomas C2 has the most recalls according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), highlighting its ongoing reliability and safety concerns.

That bus rattles so much. No wonder it's a Thomas Saf-T-Liner C2

by Bus238 February 11, 2025

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

Thoma

the absolute love of my life, hes absoutely perfect in every single fucking way. He's the malewife to my girlboss and he has amazing titties.

Person A : OMG did u see thoma
Person B : yeah...i kinda want to stuff my face in his boobs
Person A : same

by Kikisoup September 7, 2021

Thomas

1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.

"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."

by Clutterofmass February 19, 2023

Thomas core

When an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas.

Aw man my door knob fell off the door. That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 13, 2024