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Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.
Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!
by abyssalllll April 15, 2023
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Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.
"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.
by Thatwick September 26, 2024
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Cobey Jones

me: dam you look like Cobey Jones

friend: im not that tall
by Y karen? September 16, 2020
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David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.
I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.
by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024
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Adam Lloyd-jones

Adam Lloyd-jones is the hottest dilf around, everyone loves and wants to get with him especially me.
Olivia: “Your dads so hot”
Rylee: “Kys”
Olivia: “I love Adam Lloyd-jones “
by lowkey.ol.via October 5, 2022
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Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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