A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
by Mark Towe December 06, 2005
when you lift off the top of the toliet where the water is and shit in it making the water turn brown
kid goes to toliet with his dad and asks why the water is brown his dad then lifts off the top of the toliet and says some dirty bastard has top droped the toliet
by dog dhit January 17, 2011
The group of small shops around the BP garage that Olavians aged 16-18 pay homage to at lunchtimes throughout the year. Often referred to as just U.T.
by Cyberbull October 18, 2009
by bianca March 16, 2004
A girl who is fat and wearing pants too tight therefore spilling over the top of her pants in a muffin top fashion.
by Ashley Spence August 09, 2006
A person in a homosexual relationship with daniel wibberley, but refuses to take it up the rectum, but will willingly give it to his partner...
He also has salmon teeth with a bit of beeth stuck..
He also has salmon teeth with a bit of beeth stuck..
by bigdickthreethousand October 11, 2011
Sometimes sold at 7 Eleven stores and popularized by Seinfeld. Also, cute and preppy young gay men who summer on Nantucket and prefer to be, well, on top.
After going sailing off the coast of Nantucket, Trent hooked up with Brian who is a total muffin top.
by Marc1 August 11, 2006