When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.
by MonsieurPickle June 03, 2014
The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.
Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!
Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!
Adam: Surprise!
Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!
Adam: Surprise!
by Abel The Wicked November 30, 2008
(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
by james_m October 30, 2014
Nathaniel had his lollipop surprise taken care of by Cameron as Sean, Jonathan, Ethan and Simon watch.
by PrayerHub May 29, 2021
A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"
by Brewing logic November 21, 2016
A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.
A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.
by Sirius666 October 15, 2018
by Just the Tip Jackson October 10, 2021