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after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.
by Elliott September 21, 2006
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after dinner special

The act of donkey punching another person, with vomit, while in the act of intercourse.
"I dont know what was in that burrito last night, but I ended up giving that hooker an after dinner special."
by BizzareBuddah April 17, 2010
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Second Hand Special

Rolled cigarettes consisting of butts either removed from the ashtray, someone else's ashtray, or the street. While considered neither healthy nor socially acceptable, they are often smoked by those with little money and a smoking habit.
Student: Oh, joy, no baccy... I guess I'll have to have an SHS.
Friend: A what?
Student: Second hand special (removes butts from ashtray)
Friend: Oh, crap, man, that's baaaad.
by Jamie and Tarne Durbin November 12, 2009
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Connell Taylor Special

a very extensive scrape up
Person 1: “Oh no we currently possess no cannabis.”
Person 2: “No worries, I’ll roll a Connell Taylor Special.”
by iwannakmsrn January 6, 2019
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Changed Special Edition

Guy 1: hey man i just finished changed
Guy 2: dude have you tried out changed special edition?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: its like 10 times longer than the original game!!
Guy 1: dude where do i get it?
Guy 2: you fucking baboon its in early access and you have to pay money on dragonsnow's patreon
by mak :) April 3, 2021
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ben and jerrys special

when you put whipped cream or other ice cream toppings on a penis then have someone lick it off
guy:that ben and jerrys special felt so cold but so gooooood

girl:i know
by marshwallow June 14, 2011
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Special People Smugglers

Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.

This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.

Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.
by amulet_1972 October 28, 2009
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