Luke

someone who chats shit and switches up around every other person, sound when your on your ones but seriously insecure about everything but puts on a fasade

Luke stop chatting rammel
Luke stop lying

by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 9, 2023

luke

the definition of a mega chad can get all the girls he wants and is a god in bed but only can really to get off with one girl

"wow thats luke the mega chad i heard he wants to get with selena" said harry " wow shes so lucky he wants her" said mark

by your fat mums sister April 28, 2021

Luke

Luke is the type of guy that knows how to pleasure a man. You will often find Luke in the middle of a spit-roast.

Wow! Look at Luke gobble down that shmeat

by TheCurryMuncher August 30, 2022

luke x sam

luke and sam are dating and they watch movies together

lets go luke x sam

by gigachadwill June 14, 2022

pedophile luke

Luke middlestat who likes little boys and loves stacy

Hey checkout Stacy in those yoga pants hey Stacy pedophile luke wants to take a smoke break with you

by Yoyomayyogffzx December 1, 2013

Luke

A fat bastard who loves a 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a Big Mac

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

A Luke is a good term for a dog.

Or a person who gets so swept up within their own ideology of how they want to appear to everyone else, that they loose touch with themselves and become everything they go against toward the onlooker. A Luke is dangerous - short time happiness but never forever because they will do more damage than they will ever realise.

Person: “have you seen Luke about much?”
Person2 : “nah, think he’s moved in with someone new”
Person: “ANOTHER ONE?”

by S_BLTR October 8, 2025