texas oil rig

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller

Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea

by kpeezy32 November 9, 2007

texas hicks bomb

a fucking rotten, disgusting, shit smelling fart that usually comes from overweight assholes from texas. they take pleasure in seeing others suffer from the stink of their filth

i came into work this morning and almost fucking puked cause one of the guys dropped a texas hicks bomb in the office.

by sgt mo January 8, 2009

Texas Carrot Cake

When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis

yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?

by erak January 12, 2009

Waco Texas Massacre

If I remember correctly, the Davidians fired first at the ATF agents, wounding many of them severely...It was only after they fired first that the FBI decided to go in with there tank. The Davidians were involved in illegal acts (Um, the weapons they fired at ATF agents were illegal weapons) and they were stock piling weapons, with the possible intent to overthrow government organizations. They got what was coming to them in my opinion, and i firmly stand beside those ATF and FBI agents who took the davidians down.

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by JxGx928 April 28, 2005

Texas Shit Ton

The only American metric unit.

The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016

Texas ice sickle

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

i used the Texas ice sickle I made on Abby the other day

by Mrjay3star October 21, 2014

Texas Woman's University

A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!

Texas A&M Student:

"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."

Texas A&M alumni:

"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"

Texas A&M:

"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."

Texas A&M Student:

"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."

by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020