Clout Syndrome

Faking a mental illness to gain clout or acting like you have one only for the camera.

Clout Syndrome is especially prevalent in younger adults and teenagers

by Ben Sharpedo September 9, 2023

Twourettes Syndrome

noun.
1. Condition in which social networkers post incessantly and excessively, to the point of annoying everyone who reads their tweets, posts, or status updates.

2. Condition in which social networkers compulsively curse in their posts.

1. OMG, Rich has Twourettes today! Every tweet was extended with tweet longer!

Geezus, Suzie's FB status was like War & Peace this morning. I think she has Twourettes Syndrome!

2. WTF? Did you see Steve's tweet? He's got Twourettes today!

Steve's tweet: "#$%& my life! I hate all of you mother effers!"

by Zen Diablo February 22, 2011

aubrey syndrome

A condition in which a person can not stop making people laugh, even if there is no reason to laugh. People with this condition can get angry very easily, especially at food touching syrup.

Conditioned Person: These fries are so good, especially with ketchup

Friend: "SLAP" fries go into syrup on lunch tray

Conditioned Person: I will murder you!!!!( gives friend evil eye)

Conditioned Person: Slaps friend on forehead, friend retreats to other side of cafeteria and cowers

Friend: You must be crazy! Sometimes you seem so happy and sometimes you have aubrey syndrome!

by Wolfiecat88 March 10, 2017

Spongebob Syndrome

A male or female way beyond the age of 18 that chooses not to pursue bigger or higher things in life, but rather choose to settle for less. Not really thinking about the future, just simply being in the moment wasting time in a low paying job, rather than pursuing a better career.

Joey: Aye Phil I see you been at Mcdonalds for quite many years! Do you plan on possibly finding a better career? Your 35!
Phil: Nah, I'm used to working there! They pay me good! I'm fine right where I'm at.
Joey: But you get no benefits and the pay is actually very low. I mean are you at least a manager?!
Phil: Uhhh...no I just I been a fry cook for all the years I've worked there. Whats wrong with that?
Joey: What you mean, "Whats wrong with that your 35-years old! Move up in the company at least. (Well I guess he has a serious case of Spongebob Syndrome.)

by XxxKoleboyxxX March 20, 2022

DAM Syndrome

DAM is Day After Monday, and the syndrome is typical of crabby, caged behaviour of office goers. It's worse than Monday as the relaxation of Sunday has been long forgotten &Friday is a long way away!

eg 1:
She: My boyfriend is behaving funny today
He: He'll be better tomorrow. He must be suffering from DAM syndrome

eg 2:
Ms. Depressed: I feel terrible even after coffee
Ms. Chirpy: It's Tuesday. You prolly have DAM Syndrome. Nothing serious :)

by kaalika August 26, 2012

fin syndrome

Fin Syndrome: Noun
The excessive amount of emotions, when someone has the "Duck Bill" hairstyle.

Dude, he has my Fin Syndrome going out of this world!

by Bo South November 19, 2013

CSJD Syndrome

"Case of Steve Job's Death" meaning after a traumatic event occurs everything you were successful at goes to ruin.

Ex.

Me: Damn my homeboy has a bad case of CSJD bad!

Stranger: What??

Me: CSJD Syndrome

by realrecognizereal01 September 12, 2013