the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.
by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012
Get the California surprisemug. When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.
Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!
by Grindhouse February 19, 2011
Get the Animal Surprisemug. by Samguy August 24, 2024
Get the Mreasydeck surprisemug. The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011
Get the Wedding Cake Surprisemug. I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!
by Barfmeister August 6, 2018
Get the Philly Surprisemug. The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.
Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!
Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!
Adam: Surprise!
Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!
Adam: Surprise!
by Abel The Wicked December 16, 2008
Get the Hot coco surprisemug. When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.
Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
by PPhil24 April 21, 2020
Get the Velvet surprisemug.