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sleepsturbate 

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.
Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.
sleepsturbate by von dildus August 6, 2010
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rough sleeper 

The term Rough-Sleeper is used to define homeless people in British slang. It's etymology arises from sleeping in rough conditions such as on the street.
Rough sleepers were seen bedded-down on benches.
rough sleeper by Notorious_bob April 19, 2017

sleepspastic 

a characteristic of someone who moves around a lot in their sleep; someone who is prone to kicking in their sleep; someone who tosses and turns a lot in their sleep
My sister is sleepspastic! I don't like to share a bed with her; I might get hurt!
sleepspastic by JenCheer January 30, 2009

Interval Sleeping 

When you are extremely stressed for exams and you go to sleep and then wake up and hour or so later and then go to sleep and wake up again etc.
Interval sleeping has been driving me insane because I have to be rested for my exams

Social Sleeping 

Coidosis.

A term that is more socially accepted in certain groups of human species, as per se; social drinking or social smoking.

It takes away from the taboo stigma due to the added social perspective.
Guy 1: "Did you hear that they have been social sleeping since they hooked up on Monday?"

Guy 2: "How inappropriate! At least they are being social I guess…"
Social Sleeping by Notaschrimp February 6, 2014

Vegan Sleepover 

A group of people (typically teenagers) spooning on a horizontal surface
raw feelings, raw emotions, raw people - Welcome to the vegan sleepover

sheepleness 

See sheeple.

The act of being a sheeple.
Displaying the characteristics of a sheeple.
You just keep proving your sheepleness to the world when it comes to Linux products.
sheepleness by AceTW October 28, 2004