Change Sausage

When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.

John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.

by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022

Sausage Sack

Yum sasuage sak, super yuum I love saugsage sack. i lvue sacsuage yuymy.

I fuck a nigger with a sausage sack.

by coolguy342 September 4, 2022

Sausage pants

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.

Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!

by escyr April 15, 2022

Big sausage pizza

A guy named Jordan floretta

Big sausage pizza blows mad Os

by Carl42069 September 25, 2019

sausage and beans

A really nutritious and powerful meal. Even more powerful when comes it comes back out.

I won't eat sausage and beans before a sex night. That would add a strange parfum to the scene.

by ANONIMOYSYMOUS. BITCH. November 2, 2017

Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...

"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016

soily sausage

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".

The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.

by WordsmithForTheMentallyFeeble June 18, 2017