penis welt

When you finish having sex with a dirty girl and now have a welt on your dick not knowing if its an STD or not

Bro I got a penis welt and I do not know if i have AIDS or not

by Wubby April 4, 2019

Penis envy

The cause of feelings of inferiority.

Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.

by Mr Member February 15, 2010

Penis Knuckle

1. When the penis is folded over in your pants and protrudes through revealing a short nub to be seen by all, giving you that uncomfortable feeling that you cannot fix when you are in public.

2. A lazy person who is dumb founded to everything around him/her.

After the awkward silence, he said, "Why you gotta be a penis knuckle?"

You're a penis knuckle!

by CBizkit84S March 8, 2013

penis inch

A fraction of an inch, because men often exaggerate the lengths of their members.

If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.

The window is forty penis inches wide, but really it's only three feet.

by Johnny Rocker October 1, 2009

penis extension

A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.

Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!

by CT Vigilante May 31, 2006

Penis Box

A dance that uses a persons hands to frame their crotch region repeatedly.

While dancing, Tyler preformed the penis box by framing his crotch with his hands repeatedly.

by Plastic Bat Productions February 27, 2009

Penis Game

This is a game that needs a minimum of 2 players. it can be played anywhere from the workplace to school. It starts when one player says penis ! the other player must say penis ! but louder than the first person. it goes on until one player quits or cant get louder than the other.

Tom yelled Penis! and i instantly knew he was playing the penis game

by happyfeet... December 24, 2006