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judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much
Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.
by Also TJ Bossington September 2, 2017
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Barnsley Chop

Nich will sort you out with his Barnsley Chop
by Barnsley Chop Lover June 2, 2018
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Provines chop

A chopped ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after chopping the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!
The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly chopped the finger of ginger that would be used to Provines chop her.

Mistress Karen loved Provines chopping her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
by Richard cheese 69 July 28, 2022
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Chopped House

A house in Fortnite Battle Royale that contains no loot or chests, more specifically in Chapter 6 near the middle of the map by the train.
Dude, you wanna land at Chopped House?

This house has no loot! Its such a Chopped House!
by AnimatioNate June 9, 2025
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Squeeze the chop

Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.
Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!
by Ricesee March 8, 2019
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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013
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