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Poopie Surprise

A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.
Christian’s dad did not like when he saw he was leaving him a poopie surprise!
by FelineCar August 30, 2022
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Bomber's Surprise Shower

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
by Bender_124 November 5, 2013
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Miller Chocolate Surprise

When You Try Anal And Your Dick Comes Out With Shit On It
We Tried Anal And She Gave Me A Miller Chocolate Surprise
by 18Panini May 30, 2025
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MAPTCO SURPRISE

A thing,object or human waste found in a product or products sold from Maptco
"Wes found poo in his nuts"
"Peggy and Alen helped make a Maptco Surprise"
by GURINDA PRANESH September 20, 2008
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Surprise Turkey

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023
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Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again
by Isaac69420 May 20, 2023
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Surprise fold

A traditional toy from the late 2010s to early 2020s that involves a paper fold with a drawing on it, and what is inside, Something
by Youtubefan25 March 5, 2025
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