Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

heady surprise

A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.

Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.

by Maddog55 October 27, 2019

cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe

last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch

by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020

surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex

Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated

by Sxfndr December 6, 2020

LOL Surprise

A type of doll

I’m gonna buy a LOL surprise doll

by Lol omg fan December 21, 2020

KiddiePool Surprise

When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"

"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"

by RancidTrain November 15, 2020

Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020