smack job

Used as a derragatory remark : refers to the act of waking someone up by smacking your dick on their face.

He's suck a fucking smack job.

by Rambel April 11, 2005

Body Job

The act of rubbing one's fully clothed body against another until orgasm is reached. Also known as heavy petting or dry humping.

Kayla gave me an awesome body job last night.

by Stukamel June 1, 2011

walk job

walk job when a man sits in a bathtub and puts just the head of his dick above water he then grabs a fly and pulls its wings off and places it on his dick head. the fly will walk around the edge of the water

i was taking a bath when a fly flew close enough to me that had the rare chance to perform a walk job on myself.

by barfupious July 11, 2022

clop job

The fantasy of inserting your penis into a horseshoe, previously worn by a pony, and held by a character from My Little Pony.

I had the craziest dream last night; rainbow dash gave me a clop job

by furry420 March 6, 2017

notch job

Someone addicted to Minecraft porn

Just about every 12 year old nowadays are notch jobs

by ClamJammer911 February 13, 2017

Kenz Job

A rusty trombone covered in chocolate followed by a schwing job.

Yo girl, that kenz job last night was hella tight.

Dude that kenz is freaky naughty; she gives those kenz jobs like nobody's business

by Totally Notjay Ferro December 23, 2009

bridge job

An act of sexual intercourse in which an individual licks another’s taint. (The bridge between either the dick/vagina and the butthole)

Mrs. Carter loves bridges. So much so, that her favorite sex act is having a bridge job where she is rimmed and licked on the taint.

by Professor Queef July 19, 2018