Two tongue Monster

The art of eating your woman out while using your tongue, and bottom lip at the same time.

I was eating my woman out, when i started using my bottom lip like a second tongue, almost like a two tongue monster.

by chaves January 2, 2008

Flying Spaghetti Monster

A holy monster of spaghetti. The one true savior... have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

I have been saved by the flying spaghetti monster!

by bob2w3e December 21, 2007

Vertical Monster Mash

This word was created in an episode of Futurama.

This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.

"I Guarantee That By The End Of This Night You'll Be Doing The Vertical Monster Mash"

by Soldier 91 January 24, 2005

chocolate star monster

A Chocolate Star Monster is a Homorsexual male who prefer's to give anal intercourse and not receive it.

"Look at the size of the gay brick layer, you can tell he is a chocolate star monster, no queer boy could handle him"

by BrightEyez March 12, 2008

Monster Cawk Slapped

When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.

Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

Cookie Monster Shirt

A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.

Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!

by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010

Crack-face Monster

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."

Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.

by psychobunny January 8, 2009